I am generally unproductive.

nevver:

Gift Wrap

peppersprayingcop:

“Yoko, help me out here. I’ve lost count. How many dutch ovens is that now? I swear to god I can’t stop eating these pomme frites. There’s just so many kind of dipping sauceAAAAUAUAUAUAUUAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL. THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY.

I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL.

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS.

I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS.

I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES.

… I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW.